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Some Facts about Hellboy
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1. Hellboy isn't actually fireproof. The fire just doesn't want to touch Hellboy.
2. Hellboy can beat god in an arm wrestling match.
3. Hellboy's Fist, Gun, and penis have all been made larger thanks to years of expirience.
4. It's been mathematically proven Hellboy is too awesome for words.
5. The B.P.R.D staff shouldn't worry about people taking pictures of Hellboy, since Hellboy's Awsomeness can not be contained in a single picture anyway.
6. When Mike Mignola wanted a good idea for a character, he threw the words, "awesome, badass, and hell" into a comic book blender and Hellboy was born instantly
7. Hellboy is right. You